Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ”cool” gang’s wrath.
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
A corrupt mayor becomes friends with Woody and Woody loses the park to him in a poker bet; Malloy finds out he must breed with an unattractive bear to continue…
Ethel and Connie compete fiercely at the Miss National Park beauty pageant, and Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome when they learn they are dating the same woman.
In homage to “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”, a local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant to whoever finds a scroll placed in their beer. Lois’…
