Josue Cervantes
Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her. Steve tries on Hayley’s laidback approach to school work.
The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy’s kite for a day.
Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher’s mallet.
When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.
Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.
Steve and Snot’s friendship gets put to the test when their mothers start to fight.
Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.
Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her “farm tough” by turning the house into an urban homestead.
Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream strip club; Klaus moves into Steve’s room.
Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.
Roger breaks up Steve’s friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.
Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan’s office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking…
While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.
Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan’s car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.
Steve becomes a pilot.
Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and…
When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out…
When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.
When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…
Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his…
Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve ”Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she’s…
When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel…
Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.
Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.
When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a…
Stan joins Roger and Steve’s fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his ”job.” Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring…
When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for…
Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the…
Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt – until their different visions for…
When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down…
When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an…