Pamela Fryman

Everyone heads to Pemberton’s to weather out the hurricane.

Jesse tricks the gang into helping him pack his stuff in the apartment.

Sophie tries to Parent Trap her parents. Sid and Ellen try their own master plan to nudge Jesse and Charlie into being roommates with each other.

Sophie and Ellen get assigned to a work project together. Sid surprises Hannah in LA. Charlie and Val try to make the most of their time with Jesse after he…

Sophie pulls in the big guns to help her get Val out of her engagement. Sid and Hannah argue about where they’ll live. Jesse helps Charlie and Ellen through a…

Sophie and her dad run a business out of Pemberton’s. Charlie and Jesse meet women they like. Val and Ellen treat themselves to a fancy open house.

Sophie recruits the gang to help track down her father.

Sophie goes to Robert’s country house for the weekend. The gang celebrates Lost & Found Box Day at Pemberton’s.

The gang recounts their worst Valentine’s Day experiences in order to cheer up Ellen.

Sophie and Val have conflicting feelings about brunch with Val’s parents. The gang attends Jesse’s Long Island show.

Sophie and Val question where they are in their careers and reach out to an old friend. Jesse and Meredith make a tour announcement video.

After selling her portrait, Sophie recruits Jesse to help her impress the buyers. Val and Ellen go on a double date. Charlie forces a reluctant Sid and Hannah into a…

As she waits for the gallery to call, Sophie lands a gig she lied to get and enlists Val to help. Jesse forces Sid and Meredith to work out their…

After Sophie’s gallery show and Ian’s arrival, Sid and Hannah host an impromptu wedding reception at Pemberton’s. Jesse grapples with his decisions and confides in Ellen about Meredith.

Sophie gets romantic advice from someone who’s been through it all. Valentina and Charlie face a tough crossroads. Jesse makes a choice.

A parental wrench is thrown into Sophie’s plan for the day. Jesse deals with the aftermath of a truth bomb. Charlie tries to get the gang excited about soccer.

Sophie discovers that hosting her thirtieth birthday party is almost as stressful as turning thirty. Jesse and Ellen struggle to relate as siblings. Val and Charlie spice things up. Sid…

Determined to try and live in the moment, Sophie and the gang head to an exclusive new club for a wild night out. Valentina has doubts about her relationship with…

After a slew of let-down Tinder dates, Sophie meets the seemingly perfect guy. Meanwhile, her roommate, Valentina, returns home from London Fashion Week with a sexy souvenir. An Uber-related phone…

James gets offered a new position at work that he worries he’s not qualified for, so Abby serves up some tequila shots to get him to accept the promotion; when…

When a secret about Abby’s dating history is revealed, Beth worries she might not be as close to Abby as she hoped. The gang enjoys a few too many drinks…

Abby’s unlicensed backyard bar hits a major snag when new landlord Bill, who recently inherited the house from his deceased aunt, shows up and proposes major changes.

Barney faces having to wear Marshall’s ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney’s relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily’s pregnancy.

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss’s approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted’s class trip isn’t what he envisioned.

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other’s business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall…

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora’s planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

”Tick Tick Tick” is the tenth episode of the seventh season of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, and the 146th episode overall. It aired on November 14,…

Doug and Carrie Heffernan are a couple whose castle is invaded by Doug’s father-in-law, who comes to live with them.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men’s group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake’s pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

Jake is very impressed and can’t stop talking about his mother’s new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie’s car to help her impress a Saudi prince,…

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who’s better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble…

Charlie and Alan hire Berta’s sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a…

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can’t stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out…

Charlie tries to get Jake’s approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is…

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site,…

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who’s now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

After an earthquake hits, Judith’s house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie’s…

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up…

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from…

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can’t stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is…

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he’s his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets…

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ””dead guy””….

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man’s trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

When Ted’s best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend, Lily, Ted realizes he’d better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Ted soon meets Robin in…

In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn’t show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes…

Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, and ends up on a crazy adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.

Ted’s outlook on his continuing search for love is altered when he rediscovers a shirt that has not seen daylight in years. Meanwhile, Barney amuses himself by coaxing Robin into…

Ted and Barney start checking out the club scene with their friend Robin, whereas Lily and Marshall try to participate in some more ”grown-up” activities, as they draw slowly nearer…

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin who he met years ago. Meanwhile, Robin is dumped after driving…

When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that…

As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies. Petrified of being left…

Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving. Lily is on the brink of freaking out when she goes to…

After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his…

Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year’s Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.

Robin accepts Ted’s invite to a friend’s wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don’t exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he…

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke…

Things are going great with Ted and Victoria’s relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily set…

Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and Lily finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his crude fratty coworkers. Meanwhile,…

Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn’t sure if he wants to go as he has a phone…

Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that…

Lily, Barney and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall’s wedding reception. In order to get in Lily and Robin pretend…

When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.

Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a…

The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her…

Ted’s parents visit New York for their anniversary and he learns a family secret. Robin worries that they won’t like her. Lily and Marshall try to adjust to the new…

After Ted and Robin’s first big fight, Barney tries to convince Ted that being an architect is an easy in to picking up chicks. Lily and Robin start following his…

Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won’t go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his ”horrifying”…

Barney seduces Marshall’s law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted’s office, where she promptly steals to teach Ted’s boss a…

Marshall goes on his first real date post-breakup with Lily. Not only do Ted and Barney try to warn him that this girl has got the crazy eyes, but Lily…

Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope, and their quest to overcome the three-day wait for a marriage license crosses them with some Chinese gamblers, a…

Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants…

Barney’s brother, James (Wayne Brady), visits and Robin, the only one in the group that has never met him, is suprised. But James has a surprise for Barney that he…

Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Robin tends to Barney while he has a cold.

Robin wants to tell Ted that she loves him, but she can’t tell him. Meanwhile, her sister visits and brings her boyfriend, and Robin doesn’t know how to react when…

Ted can’t seem to catch a flight to interview for his dream job and he and Robin contemplate why. The story unfolds backwards as they think about it they remember…

Lily gets asked to play in an off-off-off-off-broadway play, and the gang shows up to support her. Ted and Robin get hung up on what each kept from their past…

Marshall is all set to celebrate his beloved Fiero hitting the 200,000 mile mark but it stops. While the gang sits in the mechanic’s garage and waits to hear what…

Barney takes drastic measures to prevent Ted from moving into Robin’s apartment. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are discovering the ups and downs of having the apartment to themselves. Barney considers…

Robin attends Lily’s bridal shower and finds the gift that she brought is out of place. Barney hires a stripper for Marshall’s bachelor party.

Thinking that Bob Barker may be his father, Barney is overjoyed to be a contestant on The Price is Right. Marshall and Lily try sleeping apart prior to the wedding.

With everything going wrong on Lily and Marshall’s wedding day, to everyone’s surprise it’s confirmed bachelor Barney who tries to fix it all.

It’s still Marshall and Lily’s big wedding day but now we’re at the reception. Robin tries to tell a story but keeps getting interrupted. Barney tries his hardest to figure…

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to ’get back out there’. We also learn something major about ’the Mother’.

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

Ted’s new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted’s hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking…

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he’s courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin…