Savage Steve Holland

It’s the end of the semester and Zoey and her friends are excited for PCA’s annual beach party but… they end up going to the wrong beach unsupervised. It turns…

The school dance committee implements an experimental personality-based partner selection process. So, Chase tries to get matched up with Zoey, and so he does whatever it takes to get matched…

In this episode the gang is worn out from always running in gym class. Nicole keeps throwing up and is tired of it. To solve this, they decide to put…

When Nicole pays for a backpack she messed up at the bookstore, she is broke and calling the backpack stupid. But when Zoey re-designed the backpack using her ideas, Nicole…

Quinn has a crush on a boy named Mark, but is too afraid to ask him out. She asks Zoey to ask him out for her, resulting in Quinn thinking…

Chase writes a play, and he is cast as the lifeguard, and Zoey is cast as the alien, who he gets to kiss. Chase is excited, but then Logan auditions…

During this episode, Mr. Bender has invited a special friend of his to come and show the class a new scooter called ”Jet X”. He has asked the whole class…

Prank Week, a PCA tradition where returning students prank new ones, has begun. The boys prank the girls multiple times, so the girls decide to prank the boys back (which…

When a school bully forces Dustin to do his homework for him, Zoey confronts the bully in public, embarrassing Dustin in the process and further enraging the bully. So Dustin…

Logan brings a present for the girls, a bear for the girls’ lounge. Then people find out their secrets (i.e. Quinn eats baby food) and the girls start to blame…

Zoey’s roommates, Nicole and Dana, constantly fight. So then, she decides to move in with the girl named, Quinn. After Zoey moves in, she thinks that it wasn’t a good…

Zoey begins life at PCA. She is nervous about the situation at first, but gets more comfortable when she meets her new friends; Dana, Quinn, Chase,Nicole, Logan, Michael. The girls…

Lizzie and Gordo are at a Christmans charity drive where the bring presents to an unlikely-looking Santa Claus. Lizzie ferventy hopes to win the grand prize in the Christmas parade…

Lizzie is doing some awfully strange things to get her picture in the class yearbook as many times as possible. When Gordo puts her down for this, she reminds him…

Gordo is looking forward to the arrival of a favorite relative, his Grandma Ruth, who is coming for a week while his parents are away. But when he takes Lizzie…

Lizzie, Gordo, Miranda and Ethan Craft are playing a little basketball (and doing a lot of trash-talkin’!) when Parker McKenzie comes by to watch. After Gordo gets his last shot…

Lizzie is in class reading lines from Romeo and Juliet with Ethan when an old acquaintance of Mr. Dig’s comes in–it’s Frankie Muniz, star of Malcolm in the Middle! Frankie…

A water pipe bursts in a wall in Matt’s room and to Lizzie’s horror she’ll have to share her room with her brother until the repairs are done. That doesn’t…

Gordo encourages Lizzie to finally do something about her crush on Ethan Craft; that is, ask him to the Sadie Hawkins Day dance. But when Lizzie does this she’s disappointed…

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo walk into Mr. Dig’s class all mad at each other about some incident. Mr. Dig assigns them an historical scavenger hunt in place of a regular…

Kate is having a big birthday party and her mother is making her invite her whole class, including Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo. Lizzie is dead set against going until she…

Lizzie starts feeling inferior when she realizes a lot of the other kids around her have special talents and skills that they’ve developed, including Gordo with his filmmaking and Miranda…

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo are vegged out in front of the TV watching a Spanish-language game show, ””El Oro de Montezuma”” (””The Gold of Montezuma””). Miranda’s cousin Carlos from Mexico…

Gordo has received some big news: he has the chance to skip the eighth grade and start high school immediately. When Lizzie and Miranda hear this, they strongly encourage him…

Gordo and Miranda visit Lizzie after she was out sick and bring her some scary news–in social studies class she has to pair up on a project with—KATE!! Lizzie reacts…

Gammy McGuire sends Lizzie one of her frequent ””birthday”” gifts–a role-playing game called Dwarflord: The Conquest. Mom insists that Lizzie play it at least once, so she recruits reluctant Miranda…

Director Stan Jansen is filming a documentary at the junior high and everyone is trying to get on camera–except Gordo, who wants to be a director himself. But Stan singles…

Lizzie finds out in square-dancing class that a guy has a crush on her–but it’s Larry Tudgeman! She asks her mom’s advice about how to get rid of him, but…

Lizzie auditions to be in a fashion show presented by ”Teen Attitude” magazine at a local mall and she gets accepted. At the show Lizzie looks great on the stage….

Ethan invites Lizzie, Gordo and Miranda to go bowling with friends on the weekend. Of course the girls are thrilled but Gordo isn’t so happy–bowling is something he’s not good…

Lizzie and Miranda are excited about the news that singer Aaron Carter is coming to their town to do a video shoot. They enlist Gordo to help them figure out…

The various obsessions of Lizzie, Matt and Gordo are driving friends, family, teachers and themselves to distraction. Gordo is intent on winning the Science Olympics at all costs against defending…

When a babysitter cancels on the McGuires, Lizzie suggests that she’s old enough to do the job for her brother Matt, but mom and dad say no. After much persuasion…

Gordo is sure that Mr. Pettus is giving him ””B””s instead of ””A””s because Pettus doesn’t like him. His state of mind isn’t helped any when the teacher gives the…