1996

Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy’s boss, a big collector of classic cars.

Mr. Donnelly gives Chett the boot and kicks him out of the house until he can find a job. Unfortunately for Chett, there’s nothing that he’s qualified to do. Wyatt…

The entire squad is put on 24-hour surveillance when a mass murderer has been identified, isn’t at home and doesn’t know that they know. Gee debates leaving the squad in…

Eddie and Urkel don’t tap dance around the fact that Waldo is a klutz on the basketball court, so Waldo takes tap dancing lessons to improve his agility. Elsewhere, getting…

A man is found dead in his cell. It is clear that he has been murdered. Sam comes to the conclusion that one of the officers who was in the…

A man is found dead in his cell. It is clear that he has been murdered. Sam comes to the conclusion that one of the officers who was in the…

Stardate: 49485.2 After weeks of erratic behavior, Tom Paris leaves Voyager and joins a Talaxian convoy.

Valerie puts the club up as collateral to bail Colin out of jail. She also offers to spring for a high-priced attorney, as the public defender wants to plea bargain….

Money problems force Ellen to consider giving Audrey the ax, but when Audrey’s parents buy a slice of the bookstore, it’s with strings attached.

A down-on-his-luck ad executive becomes the prime suspect when his wife and son are killed, and his daughter wounded on a night that he claims was spent drinking.

David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as ””the happiest place in Illinois,”” where he’s soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.

A stressed Frasier resorts to physical force with a rude Cafe Nervosa patron.

Tim and Brad get into a fight over Brad’s new haircut and the hot rod engine. Meanwhile, Randy doesn’t want Jill to help him rehearse for an audition to play…

Antonio thinks his fortunes have taken a turn for the better when one of passengers hires him to be his personal chauffeur. But some overheard conversations seem to indicate that…

Grad and Kronk reluctantly team up to counsel an inexperienced couple on sexual techniques. Dr. Sutton finds himself unnerved by a sexually precocious young woman at Dr. Hancock’s clinic. Aaron…

Great Aunt Eliza is about to turn 90 years old and Janet and Abigail plan a party to celebrate. Cousin Winifred, arrives and stirs up old sorrows for Eliza. They…

Lois has now amnesia, and Clark puts her in a clinic. But Dr. Maxwell Deter’s treatment has extremed methods, one of them is that Clark can’t tell Lois they are…

Gary screws up yet again. This time he has sucked all of the intellignce from everyone at Farber High, using a magic brain vacuum. The brain power from the students…

Urkel’s powerful love potion prompts a sudden devotion from Laura; airline nightmares plague Carl and Harriette on their way to Nassau for a second honeymoon. When Steve casts a spell…

Kyle is devastated to learn that an historic jazz club, the Showboat, is to be demolished. All his friends chip in with his campaign to save the club. Kyle fantasizes…

While hiding from the authorities, Goku, Pan, and Trunks become moved by the injustices that the Imeckans suffer under the oppressive Don Kee. They decide to confront The Don, and…

When Tim and Jill go bowling with Bud and his wife, Tim tells Jill to lose because he’s afraid his career will be ruined if they beat Bud and his…

Two orphaned brothers arrive at the Avonlea Foundling Home and bring trouble and strife with them. They are looking for their big brother,Jim, who arrived in Canada before they did….

In 1755, MacLeod made a promise in order to save the life of a young friend. It comes back to haunt him when Kassim, the Immortal to whom he made…

Lisa gets trapped inside of Principal Scampi’s computer. In order to get Lisa back, Wyatt and Gary need to steal the computer. They enlist the help of Chett and create…

Sam investigates a ritualistic murder – a man is found dead in his house, the main suspect is Sebastian Bird. Everything leads to Bird. When another body is found and…

Max and Khadijah grow weary of Regine’s spineless boyfriend, John, so they joke about sending him a letter from Regine asking him to set her free. Max follows through with…

A jogger killed in Central Park turns out to be the second wife of a former comedy club owner, who was acquitted of killing his first wife. And convicting him…

Julia doesn’t want to go to school, and when she does she feels awful and guilty. She lies to Justin and Charlie and runs away to New Orleans to meet…

Sam investigates a ritualistic murder – a man is found dead by a man walking his dog, the main suspect is Sebastian Bird. Everything leads to Bird. When another body…

””Deadly and venomous creatures”” want to use Caine to take over Chinatown. Meanwhile, Peter has a new girlfriend.

After finding themselves as public enemy number one on the merchant planet, Imecka, Goku, Pan, and Trunks attempt a daring rescue mission to salvage their ship. Without it they may…

Brandon and Susan spend the weekend at her parents’ house. Susan’s mother asks Brandon very intrusive questions during dinner. Mrs. Keats expects Brandon to sleep in the guest room, but…

Ellen gets caught in the middle of Paige and Matt’s relationship when Paige’s engagement ring gets stuck on Ellen’s finger.

A University Professor is found decapitated. His mother gives Simone and Sipowicz a hard time. Lezniak gets jealous when Martinez meets a porn star. Andy’s son turns up, out of…

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she’s actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

Frasier suggests that everyone should take a ”leap,” or go outside their comfort zone, to celebrate Leap Year. For his leap, Frasier decides to sing an Italian aria instead of…

When a TV report is done on Tool Time, Jill gets angry when the reporter makes advances on Tim.

Sandy’s return sends Joe to the psychologist, as no one believes his stories of her obsession with him. The psychologist does wonders to calm Joe down, but the real psycho…

Aaron proceeds with Eric Dipretto’s psychosurgery while Austin campaigns for the position of chief of surgery and Bix continues to lose control. Kronk is determined to perform a controversial intestinal…

After being accepted at Princeton, a worried Carlton changes his life plans and retreats to a place where everybody knows his name — the bowling alley.

Stardate: 46504.3 After receiving a Vidiian patient who is about to die from the Phage, the doctor transfers her consciousness into the ship’s computer and creates a holographic body. He…

Clark has just declared marshal law, and while Nightwatch prepare to take control of the station, Zack has to decide whose side he’s on. In an exercise of bad timing,…

MacLeod arrives in France, leaving a trail of hate and destruction in his wake. Methos finds him and discovers just how evil MacLeod has become when he tries to take…

Clark and the clone become friends, and she doesn’t want to kill the real Lois anymore. Now with Lois (who still thinks she’s Wanda Detroit) , Lex plans to transfer…

The adults are away from King Farm when a solar eclipse is to take place. Cecily accidentally destroys money meant for charity and must replace it. Felix comes up with…

While visiting London, Sue and her brother, Eddie, are out on their own for the day while their parents attend a buisness conference. At first bored, they are delighted when…

While visiting London, Sue and her brother, Eddie, are out on their own for the day while their parents attend a buisness conference. At first bored, they are delighted when…

When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $10,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud,…

While at a carnival, Gary and Wyatt see a hot girl, Valerie, and have a falling out when they fight over her. Lisa zaps the boys into the carnival funhouse…

Jake Rodzinski has trouble dealing with the verdict of the trial and takes justice into his own hands. Kellerman is back from a family wedding in Wisconsin picks up the…

Cory’s classmates choose him to persuade Mr. Feeny to change the rather tiring exam schedule, but when the good teacher refuses, the group of teens who chose Cory vandalize Mr….

Urkel volunteers as a Big Brother to a touch street kid who’s mastered pick pocketing skills but harbors a secret about his reading ability. Through a charity, Steve becomes a…

Susan’s old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the…

Dr. Sam Ryan is called to the scene of the tragic death of a six-year-old girl, Sarah Crew, who is thought to have fallen from a rope-swing over a river…

An archeologist is brought Babylon 5 with a grave massage – a dormant Shadow ship has been found on Ganymede. It must be destroyed before it falls into the hands…

Paul Robinette places the system on trial when he defends a young black woman accused of kidnapping her biological baby from his white, adoptive parents.

Julia is pregnant. She’s not sure if she wants to have an abortion. Charlie finds her pregnancy test in the trash and talks to her. She wonders what will be…

Dr. Sam Ryan is called to the scene of the tragic death of a six-year-old girl, Sarah Crew, who is thought to have fallen from a rope-swing over a river…

Ellen is heralded as a hero when she rescues a lobster from a restaurant and tries to set it out to sea, but the elderly lobster has other plans.

Caine has a vision in volving Capt. Simms, gunfire and an underworld figure. Then, witnesses see Simms shoot the mobster.

After suffering damage to their spaceship, Goku, Trunks, and Pan are forced to crash land on Planet Imecka. The trio is enamored by the festive atmosphere of the city until…

Colin visits Kelly and announces that he has kicked his cocaine habit. Kelly maintains that they are bad for one another and breaks up with him. Kelly gets a roommate,…

When news arrives that Davis Lynch has re-surfaced, Helen recounts the tale of how she never broke off her engagement with him, then tries to break the news to Davis,…

Martinez and Lezniak’s relationship takes a step forward. Simone and Sipowicz are called to a bloody murder scene with satanistic overtones. A doctor is mugged and shot on a visit…

The family goes hog wild with excitement — and with plans to travel to Disney World — when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

The police issue a warrant for Maris’s arrest after she fails to pay a stack of unpaid parking tickets. To help their reconciliation, Niles goes to a local ”fixer,” Jerome…

Dolores, Harry’s wife, comes to Harry’s Hardware and Tim’s marital advice causes them to split up.

Breaking up may not be so hard to do for an angry Vivian, but when Philip finds he’s lost without her, Will and Carlton conspire to reunite them.

Stardate:49301.2 A suicidal Q threatens the future of the Q-Continuum after he requests asylum aboard Voyager.

Dr. Woodman has been receiving children’s toys – and cash – once a month for the last two years, and he has no idea why. Conan and Richard take the…

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends’ airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini…

The Immortal Coltec is a Native American Hayoka — a shaman whose responsibility is to take evil into himself to protect his people. After the massacre of MacLeod’s Indian family…

When a famous song writing team come to the White Sands hotel; Hetty wants no part of them until she learns that they are ””intimates of the King o England””….

On their wedding night, instead of make love, Lois tells Clark that she’s tired and need to sleep, leaving Clark surprised. Lex Luthor has replaced the real Lois Lane with…

This episode involves Armondo Guitierrez, whose company created the Pinnacle microchip that turned Dexter Douglas into Freakazoid (gasp!). After using an internet connection and special series of keystrokes, Guttierrez escapes…

Russert and Munch are assigned to work a case together; they find a retired cop who was murdered near his wife’s tombstone. The dead cop’s son asks Lewis, whom he…

A large rift in Cory and Shawn’s friendship comes along when Cory videotapes a group of teen miscreants red-handed, but it turns out that they are Shawn’s relatives.

At a recital, Eddie and Greta’s pas de deux from ””Swan Lake”” in interrupted by an ungly duckling from down south – Myrtle Urkel. Harriette, feeling dowdy, gives herself a…

Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusion in…

Khadijah takes a second job as a night security guard at an old-folks home to pay for improvements in Flavor, which faces stiff competition from a copycat magazine called Savor….

Kelly and Colin argue because she used their entire coke stash. She goes to see his dealer alone, and a second man nearly rapes her. She hits him in the…

It’s Valentine’s Day. Bailey has unromantic plans and Sarah doesn’t like it. An old friend of hers comes back from Paraguay and Bailey gets jealous. They go to a bar…

A hold-up man shoots Skalany in a small-town diner, but the real bad guy is his boss—a U.S. Marshall.

While Bulma, Videl, and Gohan prepare a ship that will be used to gather the Black Star Dragon Balls from space, Pan becomes upset at how the others view her…

Looking after Paige’s boyfriend’s daughter for the weekend, Ellen is proud of the way she communicates with her charge. But when the fourth grader asks Ellen about sex, she’s tongue…

Brian falls in love with a woman while flying her to Nantucket for her wedding. Meanwhile, Antonio has mixed feelings after finding out Roy is dating Edna, ”The Big Faced…

Russell gets a lawyer for her mother. Simone and Sipowicz investigate the shooting of a known mobster’s son. Suspicion falls on his younger brother, but the father interferes with the…

Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the Internet and becomes addicted.

Frasier’s old love, Diane Chambers, comes to Seattle for the grand opening of her play about the ”losers” at Cheers and their hopeless obsession with ”Mary Anne”. Frasier gets roped…

Mark wants to take flying lessons, but Jill doesn’t let him. Jill takes piano lessons. Meanwhile, Tim and Al ruin Bud’s car.

A friend of Kronk’s seeks his advice about a health problem she thinks resulted from her sex-change operation. Austin treats an impressionable teenage boy with a heart condition and a…

Philip’s recent political involvement doesn’t seem to involve Vivian; meanwhile, the owner of a top-modeling agency ””discovers”” Ashley at a fast-food joint.

Stardate: 49447 When Voyager encounters a Cardassian missile ship in the Delta Quadrant named ’Dreadnought’, B’Elanna must disarm it before it destroys a planet with millions of innocent people.

Marcus starts snooping around Downbelow when some of his contacts start behaving unusually and a lurker is found dead with a strange creature bonded to his spine. Ivanova investigates Corwin’s…

When Rachel and Serena attend a Valentine’s Day dinner party with some boys, Conan decides to tag along. It’s a good thing, too, because murder is on the menu!