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Max comes to Sketchy’s rescue after he loses a mobstar’s money filled package. Meanwhile, Logan is approached by a young woman who wants him to locate her missing father but…

Max gets called to a secret meeting after seeing a personal ad containing her bar code tattoo number. She leans that Vogelsang claims to know about the remaining children from…

Max attends conference about genetic engineering. She sees Lydecker at the conference, but he doesn’t recognize her. Before she can slip away unseen, the conference attendees are taken hostage by…

Zack reappears and tells Max Lydecker has captured Brin, one of their Manticore sisters, and plans to do her harm. Max decides they must kidnap Lydecker and force him to…

Lydecker gets the local police to post ””Wanted”” posters of Max throughout the city, charging her with Vogelsang’s murder. Zack returns to beg Max to leave town. Logan offers Max…

Carrie meets a politician at a FDNY calendar benefit in Staten Island. Miranda gets help from Steve after she undergoes LASIK eye surgery. Tired of waiting for a fairytale romance,…

Carrie continues dating her politician beau, but finds his sexual fetish to be anything but ’golden’. Miranda doesn’t know how to respond when Steve asks her to ”go steady”. Charlotte…

Carrie must confront her past with Big when she runs into Natasha, Big’s wife. Miranda hires Magda, an Eastern European maid with very traditional values. Charlotte deals with some of…

Carrie dates a twenty-something man who’s openly bisexual. Miranda deals with personal issues when Steve proposes moving in with her. Charlotte poses as a drag king for an artist at…

Carrie’s smoking becomes a problem when she goes on her first date with Aidan Shaw. Miranda makes more time for Steve in her life. Charlotte dates the worst kisser she’s…

Carrie wants to sleep with Aidan, but he’s reluctant to rush into a physical relationship. Miranda discovers she has chlamydia and has to inform her past sexual partners. Charlotte’s new…

Carrie obsesses about her perfect relationship when Aidan suggests she meet his parents. Miranda enjoys her intimate life with Steve. Charlotte gets upset when a married friend won’t set her…

Carrie runs into Big who confesses that he misses her and can’t stop thinking about her. Miranda gets annoyed with Steve’s childish habits when he suggests they have a baby…

Big tells Carrie that he’s leaving his wife. Miranda deals with her breakup and Steve moving out of the apartment. After meeting the MacDougal family matriarch, Charlotte maneuvers Trey into…

Carrie feels guilty and wants to quit her affair with Big. Miranda enjoys phone sex with a co-worker from Chicago. Charlotte negotiates the terms of her prenuptial agreement with Trey’s…

Carrie continues her affair with Big, and tells Samantha after a girly night and Miranda after a drink on their cocktail night. Charlotte finds out by accident, when she bumps…

Carrie struggles to find the right time to tell Aidan about her affair. Miranda tells a guy she’s a stewardess in hopes of getting a date. Charlotte has her dream…

Carrie meets with actor/producer Matthew McConaughey in LA to talk about optioning her columns to make a movie. Miranda wrestles with the level of open sexuality in Los Angeles. Charlotte…

Carrie meets a publicity agent for celebrities who shows her the perks of the rich and famous in LA. Miranda meets an old friend from New York who’s lost his…

Carrie dates a hunky comic-book store owner who still lives with his parents. Miranda gets braces. Charlotte is shocked when she catches the supposedly impotent Trey masturbating. Samantha’s latest client…

Carrie teaches at The Learning Annex—only her course on ”How to Find Love” is as successful as her own love life. Miranda dates one of Carrie’s ex-boyfriends (known as Mr….

Carrie decides, after a broad-daylight Manolo mugging, that she must clear herself of bad karma and decides she needs to talk with Natasha about her affair with Big. Miranda dates…

Carrie meets with Big for the first time since his marriage ended. Miranda gets frustrated when she thinks the Chinese take-out girl mocks her stay-at-home lifestyle. Charlotte moves back into…

Rachel orders an apothecary table from Pottery Barn, which is a problem because Phoebe hates the mass-producing company. After Janine and Joey double date with Chandler and Monica, Janine tells…

After a joke gets published in Playboy, Chandler and Ross have an argument about who came up with it first. Meanwhile, a wayward remark of Phoebe’s leads to trouble between…

Joey gets in trouble for giving attractive female customers free food at Central Perk. A sick Monica desperately tries to convince Chandler that she’s not sick. After her father cuts…

Chandler admits that he hasn’t cried since he was a child. Phoebe discovers that Ursula is starring in porno movies using her name. Rachel desperately tries to stop Ross and…

Barry and Mindy’s impending divorce prompts the gang to fantasize about what their lives might be like if they’d all taken different courses. Ross is still married to Carol, and…

Joey tries to earn some extra money by entering a medical study, however, there’s a slight problem: the study is for identical twins. Rachel and Phoebe take self-defense classes, but…

At the end of semester Ross gets his student evaluations and one of them writes that he’s hot. It turns out to be a cute girl named Elizabeth and even…

After Joey’s fridge breaks, he tries to cajole his friends into helping him buy a new one. Meanwhile, Ralph Lauren is organizing a charity ball and Rachel looks for a…

Joey gets an audition for the lead character in a new TV show. When the audition is rescheduled, Chandler takes the message but forgets to tell Joey. When Joey misses…

Ross meets Elizabeth’s father for the first time and unfortunately he takes an instant disliking to Ross. However Paul does hit it off with Rachel and she tries to talk…

While visiting an art museum, Monica puts her name on a two-year waiting list to use the museum for a wedding. Accidentally Chandler finds out about this and freaks out….

Chandler and Phoebe shop for a ring for Monica. Chandler finds the perfect one, but Phoebe accidentally lets it get away. While Chandler is busy with getting the ring back,…

Chandler plans to propose to Monica at dinner, but his plans go awry when Richard shows up at the same restaurant. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey join Rachel at a charity…

The gang celebrate Monica and Chandler’s engagement. Phoebe wants to be the musician at the wedding and comes up with a new song, while Joey tries to dress and act…

As Monica starts planning her wedding she’s shocked to find out that her parents have spent her entire wedding fund. However, her spirits are restored when she discovers that Chandler…

Monica tries to figure out Phoebe’s grandmother’s secret chocolate chip cookie recipe. Meanwhile, Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail, and Chandler has an awkward encounter when he tries…

While hiring a new assistant, Rachel is torn between hiring a much more qualified woman, or a handsome but inexperienced young man. Monica, Chandler and Ross engage in a war…

While taking an engagement picture for himself and Monica, Chandler cannot make anything but a weird face. Meanwhile, Rachel enlists Joey to take Tag out for a night on the…

Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together – and much to their dismay, find that they liked it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to become Monica’s maid of honor.

Rachel and Phoebe befriend a girl Joey’s dating and they try to convince him to get more serious with her, however he’s reluctant to do so. At least at first….

Ross drives himself insane when he can’t name all 50 states in a simple game. Tag joins the gang for Thanksgiving dinner, where Joey accidentally spills the beans about Rachel’s…

When Phoebe tells the gang about how she was too poor to have a bike as a child, Ross goes out and buys her one. While Phoebe absolutely loves the…

Ross’s plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted when the young boy can’t get his mind off of Santa. Meanwhile, Phoebe prepares to move back into her refurbished…

The lockdown ends. After Hamid Khan’s body is taken off life support, the Muslim’s choose Arif to lead them. Meanwhile, Cyril’s having nightmares about delivering the fatal blow to Khan…

All is crazy after Busmalis and Alvarez flee from Oz via one of Busmalis’ tunnels. Hernandez discloses details about the shooting to Glynn and mentions Tarrant getting the gun from…

The kidnapping of Beecher’s children has everyone upset and Beecher inconsolable. Schillinger gets questioned and of course, claims to know nothing about the deed. Beecher decides to initiate his own…

Things get a bit lively on death row after Shirley Bellinger’s execution– Miles begins painting a self-portrait, Ginzburg’s health deteriorates from AIDS and Deyell severely injures himself. Mobay’s ordered to…

An investigation into Goergen’s death starts and Mobay’s anxious when the investigator targets him first. Tensions begin to rise as Querns turns a seemingly deaf ear and blind eye to…

Ryan and Howell get frisky. After leaving the hole and apologizing to Busmalis for the stabbing Rebadow suffers an attack due to a brain tumor. Busmalis reacts by doing what…

After the press conference shooting incident, Glynn pulls out of the race. When a corpse is found in the laundry room, Querns demands Adebisi find out who did the deed….

Tony busts Meadow for partying at his mother’s old house. Meanwhile, Ritchie Aprile is out of the can after ten years and looking for action–much to the chagrin of a…

When Marge leaves the house to recuperate from a skating injury, everything goes to hell – until Lisa convinces Homer and Bart they have leprosy.

Homer gets a bucket stuck on his head, and when it is removed the town is convinced that Bart has the powers of a faith healer. Then mobster Fat Tony…

Worried about his health, Mr. Burns visits the Mayo Clinic. He lets Homer housesit his mansion, which leads of course to an offshore knife fight and an attack by Chinese…

Homer and Bart befriend a diving horse at a county fair. They turn it into a racehorse with an attitude, whose success runs them afoul of mysterious, tree-dwelling jockeys.

Ned’s wife Maude is inadvertently killed by a T-shirt accident at an auto race. Homer and his family try to help Ned cope.

When Homer fails to give money he promised over the phone, he is forced by PBS stars to flee the country. He becomes a missionary on a small tropical island,…

Plastic surgery gives Moe the bartender a handsome new face and a whole new life as a soap opera star.

We see a possible future in which Bart is a grown-up slacker, living with Ralph Wiggum, while Lisa is no less than President of the United States.

After being embarrassed by a drunken video of himself, Barney vows to sober up. Newly clean, he gets work as a helicopter pilot.

After a terrible bout with insomnia, Homer takes the family to Florida during spring break. There, they kill a beloved alligator and are sentenced to a chain gang.

Lisa enters a tap dancing academy, where the teacher is a child star who never quite grew up. Meanwhile, Homer gets laser eye surgery.

Otto’s girlfriend seems to be usurping Marge’s role when she moves in with the family after a dispute over heavy metal.

A ”Behind the Music”-style look at the Simpsons, narrated by VH1’s Jim Forbes, shows their rise to stardom–and the ”private hell” that followed.

This year’s Halloween story sees The Simpsons as ”The Munsters” (with everyone except Lisa getting killed), Homer as a wandering spirit on the hunt for a good deed in ”G-G-Ghost…

While calling Animal Control over a badger taking residence in Santa’s Little Helper’s doghouse, Homer discovers that Springfield has two different area codes–and ends up leading a revolt that splits…

Krusty takes parenting lessons from Homer when, during an outdoor book fair, a girl tells Krusty that she is his long-lost daughter from a one-night stand with a female soldier…

Lisa falls for the teenaged leader of a militant environmentalist group and tries to impress him by living in Springfield’s oldest tree in order to keep it from being cut…

When the Simpsons once again have financial problems, Mr. Burns pays Homer to play pranks on others and humiliate himself in public. Meanwhile, Smithers creates a Malibu Stacy-themed musical.

Homer decides to buy a computer after turning up to the Plant to find it closed by e-mail. He then creates his own website and it eventually gains attention when…

Homer and Bart become father–son con artists (after Bart is given money out of pity when Homer decided to not take him home), but soon find that they are the…

A snowstorm traps the students of Springfield Elementary inside, with them overthrowing Principal Skinner when he uses his Army skills to control them. Meanwhile, Homer tries to rescue the children–using…

When Dr. Zoidberg runs amok during the Decapodian mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. Things backfire when Zoidberg’s desired mate falls for Fry…

Fry’s brief relationship with Amy is forcibly prolonged when a near-fatal car crash leaves Fry’s head grafted to Amy’s left shoulder. Meanwhile, Bender cashes in on Valentine’s Day by starting…

Fry suspects Bender’s new buddy, a bending unit named Flexo who looks almost exactly like Bender, of being pure evil. When a valuable atom of Jumbonium goes missing, Fry suspects…

Bender is the featured attraction in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League, but his glory is short-lived when he is instructed to intentionally lose his next match. Leela vows to lead…

Leela meets Alkazar, who claims to be the only other remaining cyclops in the universe. But when Alkazar invites Leela back to his home planet and treats her like a…

When Hermes takes a stress-relieving vacation, replacement bureaucrat Morgan Proctor becomes infatuated with Fry. Bender threatens to publicize their affair, but Morgan removes Bender’s memory and hides it within the…

Professor Farnsworth unveils his clone, Cubert Farnsworth, whom he plans to leave everything to upon his retirement. But Cubert wants no part of Farnsworth’s lifestyle, prompting the professor into a…

A fishing trip over the ocean takes a turn for the worse when a colossal mouth bass pulls the Planet Express ship to the bottom of the sea. There, Fry…

The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a distant planet, and brings it back to Earth to be sold at the Fishy Joe’s restaurant chain. But when it’s…

Mom reprograms the world’s robots to rebel against humanity. The only hope of salvation is Mom’s old flame – Professor Farnsworth, who must rekindle his romance with Mom in order…

Snakes are killing the unrighteous, but Mulder and Scully doubt that this is a case of divine intervention.

A Los Angeles police officer who is being filmed for the show COPS is attacked by a strange monster and Mulder and Scully are investigating the case. Scully is wary…

The Lone Gunmen call Mulder and Scully to a virtual reality development lab where they learn that one of the program testers was killed inside the computer generated game environment…

Mulder and Scully suspect that hexcraft is the source of threats against a doctor’s family.

The Cigarette-Smoking Man offers to show Scully the cure for all diseases if she travels with him, but on one condition: Mulder must not know about her trip.

Mulder and Scully watch a movie with themselves as characters and are thoroughly disgusted at how they and their case are portrayed on the big screen. They recount how 18…

As the search for Mulder intensifies in the Arizona desert, Gibson Praise leads Scully to believe that she is truly closer to her target. Meanwhile, A.D. Kersh informs Agent Doggett…

A prominent lawyer wakes to find himself in jail and about to be prosecuted for the murder of his wife. He has no memory of this event however, and when…

Working without Scully’s input, Doggett and Skinner try to stop the mysterious murder spree of a drug-induced religious cult leader, and it becomes clear that the man can enter the…