Dennis Burkley

Will tells a tall tale about seeing a mob killing, then being placed in a witness-protection program in the backwoods of Alabama.

Weaver and Susan’s feud escalates to the point where Mark needs to step in and fix it. Benton is involved in a parking lot altercation, resulting in a broken hand…

When a luxury yacht owned by a reputed South American drug trafficker mysteriously sinks and the Navy is suspect, Harm, Mac and Bud are put on the case. Meanwhile, Artemus…

Bobby becomes quite the ladies’ man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.

Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks…

Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank’s nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic…

In order to raise the school’s average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class…

Suddenly at the top of Earl’s list a life-or-death item appears right after a new mysterious man moves in next door. Meanwhile, a science fair has Joy all worked up…

Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school’s police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man…

Dale’s son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school’s offer, which includes a cash contract.

Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.

Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince…

Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill,…

To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their ”retreat”, they decide…

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank…

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

In the season finale, Earl decides to cross off the first number on his karma list, “Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market.” Earl to his dismay…

When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…

Back in their high school days, Earl ruined Randy’s chance to score a touchdown during a key football game; now Earl must figure out a way to make things right….

Bobby’s knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.

After reviewing Bobby’s History textbook, Hank discovers that the story of the Alamo has been replaced. Hank teams up with Bruce Tuttle, an aspiring writer-director, to stage a re-enactment of…

When NHRA driver John Force needs an organ transplant, Dale is the only one who can save him. Hank encourages Dale to ignore his fear of hospitals and give up…

Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team. Up until now, the squad is only…

Hank is enthusiastic about Bobby’s new hobby of cards, envisioning his son as an aspiring poker shark. But they’re really tarot cards, and Bobby’s fortune-telling brings him to a coven…

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby’s school, and talks the principal into letting the un-athletic kids (including Bobby) grow fresh vegetables for the football team. When insects start…

Buck Strickland’s wife finally kicks him out, fed up with his drinking, gambling and womanizing. A despondent and lonely Buck asks Luanne to give him Bible lessons. His attempts to…

Connie’s delinquent cousin, Tid Pao is staying with the family, due to some drug debts that she is hiding from back home. Bobby falls for her thug-life ways, and makes…

Van and Cheyenne have signed up for Lamaze classes so they are ready when the baby comes. But, Cheyenne has to finish a term paper for school and can’t attend….

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy agrees to go to work with Hank at Stickland Propane. An idea that Hank is much fonder of than Peggy. When the…

Kahn tries to bribe Bobby to break up with Connie. Connie and Bobby decide to pretend to break up so they can get the money. When Connie’s behavior convinces Kahn…

The episode opens innocently enough with Bobby’s girlfriend Connie inviting him over to add some spark to her dying slumber party. But after Bobby’s beaten up by a crasher, Hank…

Bobby gets an F in English, from a former colleague of Peggy’s. So she helps him write a new essay, and winds up writing the whole thing. The essay gets…

When Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher at Tom Landry Middle School, he is so popular that he may beat Peggy as Substitute Teacher of the Year. When Bobby is…

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in…

After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to…

At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it’s the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him. Bill tries to commit suicide, and when that doesn’t work…

When Tim’s first car is destoyed before his eyes in a junkyard, Jill decides to find him a replica of it. Meanwhile, Mark helps Brad make a video for his…

When Hank’s boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school…

Bobby joins the wrestling team at Tom Landry Middle School. When Connie decides that she, too, wants to wrestle, Peggy uses Title IX of the Civil Rights Act to force…

Junie Harper, a conservative church member, declares that Halloween is a Satanic holiday, and gets the school to shut down Hank’s ”Haunted House” on the grounds that it violates the…

Ellen’s visiting cousin Tracy mistakenly thinks Ellen has intentionally sabotaged her L.A. vacation, and flees town with a notorious motorcycle gang, with Ellen in hot pursuit.

Eddie’s insult sends Waldo off to join the Army; Harriette and Carl set us a sting to catch a shady repairman.

A blizzard traps everyone in the courthouse and Dan in an elevator with a man who’s attracted to him.

After Michael unintentionally kills a cycle-gang member, the only witness insists that he recover her kidnapped child before she will help him.

Michael contends with interference from an overzealous private eye while he tries to discover who’s stealing computer-software secrets.

The brutal Benedetto comes to the Hill on a loan sharking assignment; Furillo and Goldblume question a murder suspect who may have multiple personalities.

Bates poses as a bus driver; LaRue continues to groom Vic Hitler for his debut; Daniels is ready to sacrifice Coffey to quiet public opinion; and Furillo and Davenport take…

Coroner Nydorf offers to fix things when Coffey is accused of killing a prisoner in custody; LaRue develops another scheme to make money out of a comic named Vic Hitler;…

LaRue makes a fool of himself with some high school girls; Belker endangers his relationship with Robin by trying to protect her; a talkative comic is brought in on numerous…