Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it’s an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve’s place at home.
To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger’s help.
Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. Meanwhile, a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff’s relationship.
Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.
Jeff, Francine and Roger decide to team up and start their own bus tour business, with murderous results.
Hayley and Steve find themselves stranded in a suburban neighborhood.
Stan buys the rights a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan along.
Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk; Stan is terrified because he’s afraid he will do it wrong; the family builds…
Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity…
Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.
Stan and Steve become sushi chefs.
Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn’t compliment his order.
Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
Jeff returns from space … or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot’s hamster.
When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis’ carefree, single life, a la ”It’s a Wonderful Life,” his wish comes true. In Stan’s wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.