Joe Wengert

Cameron is in charge of the school’s big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. And with Claire on chaperone duty…

Cameron isn’t ready to conclude his honeymoon with Mitchell after their wedding. Gloria takes Jay to task over his appearance. The Dunphys must ready themselves for the return to school.

When a freak storm gives everyone new superpowers, tensions between Andrew, Nick and friends boil over into an epic showdown.

A provocative school musical unleashes Missy’s inner thespian — and her new Hormone Monstress. The “Queer Eye” Fab Five pay a visit to Coach Steve.

A big standardized test sends everyone into a panic — except for Jay, who just scored an Adderall prescription.

As the friends feverishly swap lists of the hottest kids at school, newcomer Ali stokes the flames by announcing she’s pansexual.

When a shop class mishap inspires a sexist dress code, Jessi rebels, Missy struggles to keep her alter ego in check, and Andrew gets a wake-up call.

Sappy cards. Stupid clichés. And so much pressure. For Andrew, Nick, Jessi and friends, Valentine’s Day is a total freaking minefield.

A classmate’s booming bosom sends the boys into a rapture — and leaves the girls with a raging case of insecurity. Coach Steve drops a bombshell.

Coach Steve finally gets his chance to do sex on a lady, Nick and Andrew go on a double date, and Jessi’s rebellious streak leads to big trouble.

An argument in sex ed class turns into a skit-tastic journey through the worlds of Planned Parenthood, contraceptives and STDs.

Jessi and Nick dip into her dad’s stash of edibles, with mind-bending results. Andrew searches for the right moment to break up with Lola.

While helping Greg move into a seedy bachelor complex, the boys and their dads debate what women want — and what it means to be a man.

A school sleepover turns messy as Nick dishes on a makeout session and the Shame Wizard works his miserable magic on the whole class.

After traveling through a magic portal to puberty headquarters, Nick seeks out a new Hormone Monster and Jessi bonds with the Depression Kitty.

As Nick tries to figure out whether he has a shot with Gina, a mortifying encounter with Leah sends Andrew into a spiral of shame.

Nick tries to lighten the mood at the sleepover with a new twist on Truth or Dare. The Shame Wizard meets his match. Jessi vows to change her ways.

Andrew struggles to blend in after a growth spurt, Nick worries his hormones are out of whack, and Jessi and Jay get a taste of the teen runaway life.

Beatrice has an existential crisis; Lillian tries to scheme her way into landing a plot at an exclusive cemetery; Frederick runs for president.

As Andrew falls under the spell of the randy Hormone Monster, his buddy Nick becomes obsessed with the lack of changes in his own body.

Andrew tries to drown his sorrows in a sea of porn, only to become hopelessly addicted. Coach Steve becomes a suspect in a murder spree.

A field trip goes from awkward to mortifying as Jessi navigates the demands of coupledom and gets her first period — inside the Statue of Liberty.

A trailer for a new movie starring The Rock leaves Andrew questioning his sexuality. Jessi and Nick’s budding romance turns ugly fast.

While the boys head to Jay’s for a testosterone-fueled sleepover, Jessi throws a party of her own and gets caught up in mean-girl drama.

Nick drags Andrew into the city to visit an old camp crush, but the day doesn’t go as planned. Jay embarks on an emotional journey with his pillow.

ndrew struggles to keep the Hormone Monster in check as he works with Missy on a science fair project. Jessi and Matthew have fun at Jay’s expense.

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn’t compliment his order.

Nick’s cousin and his wife visit with a very special request, which prompts Schmidt to offer Nick a glimpse into the future. Meanwhile, Winston and Cece shop for a wedding…

Jessica Alba drops by and meets some very interesting characters, including a visit from The King of Cards. Scott travels the country helping women with their sweater woes.