Johnny Galecki
As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down. Relationship problems lead Jackie to the bottom of the…
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David’s and learns the…
When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can’t help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she…
Desperate for more income, Becky seeks a bartending position at Casita Bonita, causing major concern for Dan due to her struggle with alcoholism. Meanwhile, Darlene finally nears a decision between…
Darlene continues to struggle with deciding between David and Ben. Becky begins to doubt herself as a mom, and Mark gets in trouble at school when a picture of him…
Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with…
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris’ birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship and the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Jackie’s mother, Bev,…
It’s a clash of Hollywood heavyweights when Josh Gad & Kaley Cuoco square off. Will Josh’s Trump-style hair be enough to knock off the ”Big Bang Theory” actress?
When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn’t as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It…
Earl attempts to help Scott (guest star Johnny Galecki) get over his preoccupation with golf–an obsession caused when he and Randy started fixing Scott’s golf game to get free beer….
When Batman foils a late-night bank heist, he’s surprised to see that the four ordinary-looking punks all have expensive — and dangerous — cybernetic enhancements. When one of the criminals…
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne’s sage advice for her daughter? ””The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit your every…
When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child’s survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection and human…
When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won’t come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of…
Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he’s been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mother. Meanwhile, D.J. wants the job…
After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate they are…
Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan’s return with trepidation, fearing he might not recognize the place — or her new…
The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners’ first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they start to…
While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their ””divine female essence”” at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose — and finally admits why: nagging worries about…
Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even some of her nightmares…
The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they’re still ””just folks.””
Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie’s, mesmerized by…
Roseanne’s brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene’s wedding reception.
Darlene’s wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple’s wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
Bev’s smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor — until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
After an improptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to ””Wake Up Chicago”” on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and…
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal — and a surprise announcement: she’s pregnant — on David, whose major life changes seem to be…
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as ””the happiest place in Illinois,”” where he’s soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she’s actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
The family goes hog wild with excitement — and with plans to travel to Disney World — when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the Internet and becomes addicted.
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life — not realizing that Mark doesn’t share his wife’s eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet’s will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to…
Did someone say food fight? That’s what Roseanne and Jackie’s stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding — for Leon and Scott.
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne’s; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents…
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan’s got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
When D.J.’s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist– and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
Roseanne and Jackie’s shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off…
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne’s a fussy hausfrau, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing…
Roseanne reigns as ””Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls”” on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from ””The Dead”” portends an unexpected event:…
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery — complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window — opens up across from…
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.’s only photo of…
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne’s baby shower.
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene — who risks losing him if she doesn’t take her mom’s…
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a…
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with…
In Roseanne’s absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their…
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.’s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan’s bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is…
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn’t performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne’s horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David’s dimwitted new girlfriend.
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can’t confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband…
An impromptu visit to Darlene’s apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J….
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene’s moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy — who misinterprets…
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie…
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J….
Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little ””girl talk”” and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men’s sexual preferences – and…
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves…
Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can’t make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls””the moment of clarity”” – a case of the jitters that affects…
Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie’s favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Dan, then turns to fantasy; Mark and David…
Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having…
Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a…
Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad’s lying about his mom’s mental state.
When Dan’s father misses an alimony payment, Dan and Roseanne argue about covering it; meanwhile, Fred becomes concerned about Jackie’s sexual past.
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy’s new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile, back home, Becky’s old flame gives Mark reason…
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease David for being unmanly.
Jackie’s house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
Guilt and Roseanne’s slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out; Jackie refuses to take money for the…
Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them.
Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the cheque they have given her for college to…
The Connors’ dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary revealing Bev’s secret about her marriage.
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover he’s been spending too much time…
Hallowe’en at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn’t like her, and Roseanne discovers that Darlene and David are each dating others.
After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting — and Fred is the unknowing father.
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the…
Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene’s aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm, the two have a revealing mother-daughter chat, and Roseanne returns home…
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.
Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne’s teeth on the day she is to meet…
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev’s face.
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men’s store to pay for his present for her.
Roseanne wants Darlene’s boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn’t seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the…
The power company cuts off the Conners’ power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.