Kenneth Mars

A girl called ”The Cracker” is constantly harassing Miley, so she turns to Roxy for ideas on how to stop the bully. Robby and Jackson are wishin’ that they hadn’t…

Killer Croc escapes when being transported to prison and hides out with a group of circus people.

After a hard day of learning how to spell at school, Kit comes back to Higher for Hire to find that Becky’s now investing business into sky writing. Baloo has…

Mrs. Beakley is abducted by Vikings and it is up to Scrooge and the others to rescue her.

Stardate: 47603.3. Odo and Dax investigate the mysterious disappearance of people from a village. Kira tries to keep a close eye on Quark, while Vedek Bareil unexpectedly visits.

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won’t become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so badly that he is placed in a…

Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she’s determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in when she learns the room is co-ed. Meanwhile,…

Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent ser charge in the bill at her family’s favorite pizza place and stages a boycott…but Hal and the boys are sneaking…

Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois’ mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry a rich Chinese Man that she…

Jamie’s babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a ”small” task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; Francis persuades Otto to confront an old adversary that…

Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Neighbors have the annual ”The Wilkersons are gone” block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get…

Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, with the boys using some of their own money, but two priests send homeless people to their business, trying…

Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her…

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

When Dewey’s pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now…

With the arrival of their fifth child, Lois and Hal search for a ”creative” daycare solution.

Leonard (Jason Alexander), a cynical, genius chess player with no friends or job, makes Malcolm think he could grow into a similar adulthood. Determined to prevent this undesirable fate, Malcolm…

An academic competition faces the Krelboynes in an event Malcolm derides. Especially when he learns his teacher has a cheating plan. Also: a commitment to a formal dance ruffles Reese,…

A garage sale that’s entrusted to Reese (yikes!) yields treasures near and dear, like Hal’s old radio transmitter, which he makes operational. And a PC dating back to 1976 that…

Malcolm tries to emancipate Dabney from his overbearing mother while Hal invites his ne’er-do-well old buddy to the house. At the ranch, Francis is forced to share a room with…

Jessica, a sly, 16-year-old sitter outfoxes the boys while Lois is away and Hal’s busy with a second job as a whiz of a salesman.

After Lois is out of town, Malcolm and Hal got into a fight leading Malcolm to get expelled from his house. Malcolm lives with his girlfriend in her attic, as…

A sex lecture from Lois rattles Malcolm; a ranch calamity unnerves Francis; disharmony among Hal’s music group is a prelude to their concert. Also, a day in jail tests a…

Typically, the boys run amok at Francis’s dude ranch; atypically, he disciplines them, setting the stage for their clever retaliation.

After joining the basketball team at school, Malcolm soon finds himself under the coach’s skin due to his constant complaining, which eventually gets him kicked off the team. Determined to…

Malcolm starts to date Nikki. Meanwhile, Hal and Lois must take abstinence pills in an attempt to be better parents. At the ranch, Otto is furious with the other ranchers…

Brotherly love is lost on Malcolm and Reese, now out to sabotage his sibling’s birthday in devilish strikes met with crafty counterattacks.

Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm’s stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who’s really a dim bulb.

High school’s first day vexes Malcolm, who acquires an unfortunate nickname; and Hal, a parental ”volunteer” running afoul of authority.

Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters…

This episode is also known as ”Thanksgiving.” Will and Grace join Jack and Karen in a motor tour of their respective families. (Double-length Episode)

Rather than be apart on Thanksgiving Day, Will and Grace join Jack and Karen for a festive holiday motor tour of their respective dysfunctional families, including Grace’s domineering mother as…

The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck…

Principal Scampi is given a China pig award from Chett, and also receives the title Educator of the Decade. Lisa creates a fun holodeck for the boys to fight in,…

When finally Lois and Clark find another couple with things in common, they start a friendly relationship with Bob and Carol. But what Bob and Carol really want is revenge…

Gary and Wyatt are fighting over the use of Lisa. Lisa gets annoyed by the fighting over her and decides to let the boys battle it out in court. Genie…

Freakazoid rescues campers from a monster and narrowly escapes a lobotomy. Toby Danger must stop Dr. Sin.

Alfred, a former British spy, is called into duty and becomes of the target of the Red Claw.

In this case, Adopt-a-con means the Adopt A Convict Program. The program has sent Tuskernini to Drake’s house. DW is sure that Tusker won’t reform, even though he acts as…

Honker and Gosalyn track down a set of dinosaur footprints, and are led to the nefarious Dr. Fossil, duck turned dinosaur. With his de-evolution ray and the aid of a…

Under Binkie Muddlefoot’s advice, Drake decides Gosalyn should act more like a ””lady””. Meanwhile, Tuskernini has developed a spray that makes people act the way they are dressed and targets…

Tuskernini utilizes a special camera gun to pull characters directly out of the movies and into the real world. As director of a specially crafted criminal force, he takes them…

A Dr. Axelottel tries to sell Khan a Mechanical Electric Laborer (MEL) robot. When Khan turns down the robot, Axelottel vows revenge on him. Meanwhile, The Jungle Aces are obsessed…

Prof. Buzz gives Baloo and Kit a tour of his research and development section of Khan’s business. When they leave, Buzz overhears Perry, one of Khan’s white-collars, on the phone…

Larry is assigned to do an article about a Korean war pilot and goes up in his plane to fly with him, even though he is petrified of small planes,…