Liz Sheridan

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

In a fantasy sequence, ALF’s guardian angel shows him what the Tanners’ lives would be like without him.

The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.

The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek’s bizarre relatives.

When a researcher who specializes in Native American antiquities is killed at the museum where she works, the FBI is called in because the museum is on federal land.

Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman’s office with George…

Jerry’s parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won’t complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes…

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Jerry’s dad has a bad time at the back doctor’s; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry’s unhappy with George’s network ”negotiating.”

The network president doesn’t play George’s game; Jerry deals for his ”broken” watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

Elaine’s prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

Jerry’s girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry’s dad; George sells his dad’s old ”cruisewear.”

The sale of Morty’s raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad’s clothes.

Gang members protest George’s handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry’s new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer’s life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.

Elaine’s review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry’s parents in Florida; Susan’s parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can’t tell if she’s part of an interracial couple.

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his…

Jerry and George discuss the movies and George’s desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in…

The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution…

Kramer ”hangs-out” more than usual at Jerry’s place. Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book into the bathroom with him. Kramer and Newman plan to implement Kramer’s…

Jerry has an encounter with an Exacto knife and ends up having an infusion of 3 pints of Kramer’s blood infused into him because Kramer decided to store his blood….

Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try…

Everyone makes a comment about a bad check of Jerry’s that is on display at Marcelino’s store. Through the Foundation, George gets the opportunity to visit a women’s prison. He…

Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusion in…

Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their…

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him….

Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend’s mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is…

Elaine’s friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must ”kiss hello,” has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry’s grandmother wants him to open…

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on…

As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.

ALF dreams he’s a famous stand-up comic.

ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.

The Tanners pamper ALF after he catches his first Earth cold.

ALF’s attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens.

ALF shields Willie when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show, but Trevor turns him in.

ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.

ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.

ALF sees Jake’s kleptomaniac mother arrives for a visit, and steals a broach from Kate.

ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby.

ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.

In a nightmare, Willie dreams ALF is his school roommate.

ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.

Kate’s friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she’s hallucinating.

Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who’s been pushing Brian around.

ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.

ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks’ house.

ALF believes that he scared Willie’s uncle to death.

ALF befriends the Ochmoneks’ belligerent nephew, Jake.

ALF tries to escape from the hospital but ends up stuck in an elevator with a woman in labor. After helping the woman to give birth, ALF pretends to be…

Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she’s gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.

When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor’s house.

Willie and ALF both talk to a psychologist.

ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior.

The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF’s memory, and deal with the police at the same time.

ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.

ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.

Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family’s suburban garage. Willie dubs him ”ALF”, short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a…

Belker goes undercover to expose a corrupt parole officer; Goldblume clashes with Furillo over the demolition of some low-rent housing in his new neighborhood; Bates makes a deal with Vivian…

Some muscle men make a big mistake when they try to force B.A.’s momma out of her apartment.

A small cab company hires the A-Team to thwart the sabotage efforts of a larger company trying to run them out of business.

Cavanero helps hide her patient, a porno movie star, from a process server; Armstrong worries about the ethics of a surgeon who does unnecessary heart surgery for kickbacks; Ehrlich and…